YES, there really is a pair of Pink Boots, and they are happily owned by Jill Gleeson, a 40-something broad who loves to push it to the limit despite having been born almost completely without grace, athletic ability or common sense. Pink Boots represent the search for adventure, in any and every form − and the magnificent disasters that occasionally befall when one finds it. To hell with grace, we say. Now go get your boots on and join the journey.